An animated hospital sitcom
Five minutes left. A fall to chart.
Fall note. Five minutes left. I don't know how to start. Say what happened. He was on the floor. Said he slid. I called the doctor. ...It wrote it. ...That's better than mine. It's free. ...Can I borrow it? I have three.
Episode details
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- Aired
- 5 NOV 2026
- Run time
- 0:21
- Location
- 4 East · Room 644
- Chart address
- /e/five-minutes-left-a-fall-to-chart/
Episodes
243 episodes · top episodes first, then newest-
644
0:21
Five minutes left. A fall to chart.
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643
1:01
You charted “Given IM.”
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642
0:44
No lunch. Your timecard says you ate.
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641
0:55
Nobody tells you this about legal nurses.
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640
0:55
Nobody tells you this about flight nurses.
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639
0:21
When the student refuses his own award
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638
0:54
Everyone on your unit is going NP.
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637
1:01
Nobody tells you this on orientation.
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636
0:46
NP school's worst part isn't on the website.
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635
0:52
What CRNA school wants. What she has.
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634
0:44
You charted “Resting comfortably.”
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633
0:18
You said no. She said “family.”
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632
0:40
You charted “Tolerated well.”
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631
0:40
You charted “Patient refused.”
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630
0:37
You charted “patient fell.”
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629
0:19
Year one alarms. Year ten alarms.
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628
0:19
You washed your hands all shift. Then this.
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627
0:43
The lab calls. Critical potassium. Now what?
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626
0:20
Year one pockets. Year ten pockets.
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625
0:21
Day shift vs night shift. Same bath.
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624
0:32
She's at breakfast with her ex. He's fine.
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623
0:38
You charted twelve rounds. At 6:50 p.m.
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622
0:21
Day shift vs night shift. Same missed note.
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621
0:20
You clicked WDL. Do you know what you signed?
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620
0:20
Same nurse. 1996 vs 2026.
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619
0:20
Thirteen hours. No break. Your car noticed first.
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618
0:39
You charted “patient fine.”
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617
0:38
Not picked? You sleep in the hallway.
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616
0:42
Nobody saw him skip lunch.
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615
0:36
Report's done. They're not yours anymore.
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614
0:38
Two nurses. One Christmas off.
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613
0:15
Daylight saving ends tonight. You work nights.
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612
0:15
Nurse dictionary: QUIET = forbidden.
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611
0:16
Ask a nurse: is the doctor coming?
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610
0:15
Types of nurses at shift change.
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609
0:20
Their first date. A 30-minute break.
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608
0:21
The whole unit stopped. For one bag.
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607
0:20
A nurse's housewarming. One paper cut.
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606
0:20
Year one shoes. Year ten shoes.
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605
0:33
Her ex-fiancé is the new night resident.
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604
0:38
He made a glove say it. The wrong guy found it.
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603
0:21
You survived 12 hours. Then this.
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602
0:42
He swapped shifts for her. She isn't here.
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601
0:21
Not your patients yet. Night shift has them.
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600
0:21
Your preceptor doesn't smile.
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599
0:19
You're out of everything. She isn't.
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598
0:18
Only guy on the floor. Again.
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597
0:17
You reheated the same coffee 4 times.
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596
0:20
You put the same SCDs back on 9 times today.
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595
0:18
You've opened hundreds of ampules.
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594
0:20
You translate doctor all day.
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593
0:17
You heard 300 alarms today.
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592
0:18
You, to patients. You, to coworkers.
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588
0:17
Eight Minutes.
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587
0:15
You, shift 1 of 3. You, shift 3 of 3.
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586
0:19
You, year one. You, year ten.
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585
0:18
You moved 2,000 lbs today. Not this pen.
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584
0:16
13 hours on your feet. Then this.
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583
0:17
You gave out 14 warm blankets today.
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582
0:19
You clocked out 7 hours ago.
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581
0:17
You've had one granola bar in 12 hours.
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580
0:21
Your patient got 1,500 mL today. You got 0.
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579
0:17
There is exactly one guy on your floor.
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578
0:19
Your face already told her.
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577
0:21
Asking my coworkers what year they were born
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576
0:18
You've talked to the same daughter 10 times.
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575
0:18
You finally sit down to watch your show.
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574
0:16
Your one day off.
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573
0:17
You haven't peed since 7 a.m.
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590
0:21
You've logged in 9 times. It's 9.
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589
0:18
Nurses make the worst patients.
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572
0:18
Your unit is out of flushes.
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571
0:21
You and your work mom.
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570
0:18
You're going home.
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569
0:15
Your patient's IV is in the elbow.
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568
0:19
Your first bite of lunch.
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567
0:19
Your before and after.
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566
0:17
You signed up for nursing school.
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565
0:21
Your new admission came with a wife.
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564
0:18
You have been home eleven minutes.
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563
0:21
And the award goes to you.
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562
0:15
You call before.
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561
0:14
Chart it. Chart that you charted it.
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560
0:20
Four IV lines. Which one?
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559
0:19
Your chart gets read out loud.
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558
0:21
You give this update all day.
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557
0:20
ER is sending you an admission.
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556
0:14
Did you turn bed four?
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555
0:17
Your patient has not eaten since midnight.
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554
0:17
The chart has one question.
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553
0:15
You're in the hospital to rest.
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552
0:16
You're going home today.
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551
0:20
Your phone is listening now.
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550
0:22
You fixed the time on that note.
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549
0:19
You get ten minutes to yourself.
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548
0:15
You are not tired because of the patients.
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547
0:16
Your charge nurse says this at seven.
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546
0:18
One pill. You go in.
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545
0:18
You start at 7. Call light, room four.
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544
0:21
Your manager says this every shift.
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543
0:20
His daughter looked it up.
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542
0:21
Your new resident is learning on your shift.
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541
0:22
You are walking to do one thing.
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540
0:18
You wrote patient denies pain.
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539
0:18
You call staffing for one more nurse.
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538
0:19
Same List. Your Turn.
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537
0:19
Nobody Drew Your Labs.
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536
0:19
Check That.
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535
0:13
Nobody Does.
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534
0:21
Still Holding It.
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533
0:17
Sign That You Signed It.
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532
0:19
The System Asks Why.
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531
0:18
An Alarm To Check My Alarms.
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530
0:20
I Was Covering.
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529
0:16
Wash Your Hands First.
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528
0:20
Fill Out The Form.
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527
0:19
I Am The Escalation.
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526
0:24
The Card Was Still There.
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525
0:18
Then It Covers Me.
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524
0:18
So They Know Who To Ask
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523
0:18
How This Floor Buys Scissors
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522
0:19
You are hospital equipment.
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521
0:21
You know where everything is.
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520
0:20
You are studying for the exam.
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519
0:22
You wrote “patient left AMA.”
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518
0:18
You wrote “MD aware.”
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517
0:23
You wrote “tolerated well.”
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516
0:23
You wash the hospital in your own machine.
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515
0:26
You pay to park where you work.
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514
0:28
You tell your manager the unit is short.
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513
0:27
Nurses keep quitting. So we hired a consultant.
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512
0:18
You are not here to get the job.
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511
0:19
Your password expired mid-note.
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510
0:22
You have washed your hands all day.
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509
0:23
Can you take one more patient?
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508
0:18
You missed mandatory training.
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507
0:22
You wrote your name on it.
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506
0:20
You have the same virus he does.
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505
0:22
You have needed the bathroom since nine.
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504
0:27
None of it works here.
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503
0:26
You are not going to sit down today.
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502
0:32
You have been holding that coffee since seven.
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501
0:26
You need a computer for one note.
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500
0:19
You ordered it. They want a form.
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499
0:24
Your watch says you crushed it today.
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498
0:29
You clocked out an hour ago. Your phone did not.
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497
0:25
The charting system's down.
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496
0:26
You clock out for a lunch you did not take.
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495
0:27
Monitor On A Pole.
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494
0:22
He Can Read.
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493
0:37
One More Thing
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492
0:24
Two Hours In Her Own Waiting Room.
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491
0:28
Grateful In Writing.
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490
0:23
You get an orientee. You get the most patients.
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489
0:24
You get back to it late, and the chart asks you why.
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488
0:18
People keep telling you that you get used to it.
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487
0:19
I'm not quiet. I'm still at work.
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486
0:16
Time off has to be requested before the schedule is written.
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485
0:17
The unit went to self scheduling.
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484
0:14
To call out sick, you have to call before the shift.
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483
0:18
Sometimes they take you off the floor for an hour.
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482
0:19
Hospitals were supposed to be fax-free by 2020.
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481
0:27
Night shift draws the labs. At four a.m.
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480
0:28
We ordered six boxes of medium gloves.
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479
0:21
Stat means immediately. This was ordered at 9:00.
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478
0:48
How to become a nurse. Seven circles.
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477
0:20
Verify it.
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476
0:29
Every unit has these five.
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475
0:32
Annual mandatory training. 47 modules. Due tonight.
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474
0:32
Her favorite hour is when everyone else goes to lunch.
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473
0:29
Morning meds: due at 8:20. Given at 10:20.
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472
1:09
That's Your Badge
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471
0:28
His Idea
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470
0:27
Yes?
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469
0:29
Five sentences you said today. And what you meant.
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468
0:35
Seven o'clock, I am done. One spot.
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467
0:19
He is looking for me.
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466
0:26
Saying no took an hour
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465
0:20
She left for a dollar more
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464
0:24
It works when he is here
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463
0:34
A general had to wait
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462
0:22
Your badge was there
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461
0:20
Scan it
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460
0:17
Why is the supply room empty
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459
0:16
Chart it
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458
0:29
The award for surviving the shift
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457
0:25
The first nurses had swords
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456
0:24
The bed is available
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455
0:24
A sign that is on everything is not a sign
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454
0:32
This coffee was poured at 6:58 AM
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453
0:31
Everybody is here
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452
0:34
The clock takes an hour off your shift
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451
0:42
Six to one. Seven when it's bad
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450
0:21
Are you the doctor?
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449
0:22
Bed alarm. Pump alarm
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448
0:27
Modules assigned this month: 14
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447
0:36
Nothing happens for eleven hours
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446
0:25
You did not stay late
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445
0:25
The survey asks if the nurse was responsive
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444
0:26
The assignment board says five nurses tonight
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443
0:29
7:00 AM. There are only three kinds of people
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442
0:27
The report sheet holds twelve things
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441
0:30
Twelve hours, measured in things you started
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440
0:30
The Missing Pen: Case Reopened
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439
0:20
Shift change. 6:59 AM
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591
0:27
19:02. Everything was handed over.
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438
0:25
Day shift handed us a list
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437
0:27
The Special Key
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436
0:26
You were almost out of that room six times today
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434
0:30
Five On This Unit
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401
0:34
HABITAT
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402
0:28
Nothing happened on this unit tonight
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403
0:25
Seven coffees in the break room
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404
0:26
Nobody called out
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405
0:35
Day shift has six departments for this
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406
0:38
Six Workstations
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407
0:24
The Call Bell
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408
0:27
Four minutes on a unit he has never worked
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409
0:29
Scan Compliance
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410
0:07
There Is No Clerk
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411
0:18
Two of them answered
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412
0:24
Maintenance has a laminator
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413
0:19
The room has a name
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414
0:23
One Pocket
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415
0:16
The piano is tuned twice a year
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416
0:22
The cart had been sitting there since nine
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417
0:26
One Dose
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418
0:24
Transport takes an hour
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419
0:24
Not Tonight Betty
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420
0:10
Type A Or Type B
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421
0:26
Thirty Minutes
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422
0:28
Twelve hours, measured in units nobody counts
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423
0:23
Year Seven
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424
0:33
Nights And Days
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425
0:17
People ask if you get used to the smell
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426
0:12
Whose
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427
0:23
The chart is the only version that survives
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428
0:13
Lavender
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429
0:26
Three A.M.
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430
0:12
Within Reach
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431
0:33
Charming Urban Studio
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432
0:33
The Q Word
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433
0:29
The Missing Pen
Nothing on this unit matches that.