Room 540
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You wrote patient denies pain.
ROOM 5400:1821 SEP 2026charting
You wrote "patient denies pain." That's yesterday's note. It's today's chart. He denied it yesterday too. He got the surgery this morning. I'll copy that tomorrow.
Episode details
- Filed under
- charting
- Aired
- 21 SEP 2026
- Run time
- 0:18
- Location
- 4 East · Room 540
- Chart address
- /e/you-wrote-patient-denies-pain/
Media
139 episodes · top episodes first, then newest-
540
0:18
You wrote patient denies pain.
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539
0:18
You call staffing for one more nurse.
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538
0:19
Same List. Your Turn.
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537
0:19
Nobody Drew Your Labs.
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536
0:19
Check That.
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535
0:13
Nobody Does.
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534
0:21
Still Holding It.
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533
0:17
Sign That You Signed It.
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532
0:19
The System Asks Why.
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531
0:18
An Alarm To Check My Alarms.
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530
0:20
I Was Covering.
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529
0:16
Wash Your Hands First.
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528
0:20
Fill Out The Form.
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527
0:19
I Am The Escalation.
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526
0:24
The Card Was Still There.
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525
0:18
Then It Covers Me.
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524
0:18
So They Know Who To Ask
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523
0:18
How This Floor Buys Scissors
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522
0:19
You are hospital equipment.
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521
0:21
You know where everything is.
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520
0:20
You are studying for the exam.
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519
0:22
You wrote “patient left AMA.”
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518
0:18
You wrote “MD aware.”
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517
0:23
You wrote “tolerated well.”
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516
0:23
You wash the hospital in your own machine.
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515
0:26
You pay to park where you work.
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514
0:28
You tell your manager the unit is short.
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513
0:27
Nurses keep quitting. So we hired a consultant.
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512
0:18
You are not here to get the job.
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511
0:19
Your password expired mid-note.
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510
0:22
You have washed your hands all day.
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509
0:23
Can you take one more patient?
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508
0:18
You missed mandatory training.
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507
0:22
You wrote your name on it.
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506
0:20
You have the same virus he does.
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505
0:22
You have needed the bathroom since nine.
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504
0:27
None of it works here.
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503
0:26
You are not going to sit down today.
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502
0:32
You have been holding that coffee since seven.
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501
0:26
You need a computer for one note.
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500
0:19
You ordered it. They want a form.
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499
0:24
Your watch says you crushed it today.
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498
0:29
You clocked out an hour ago. Your phone did not.
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497
0:25
The charting system's down.
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496
0:26
You clock out for a lunch you did not take.
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495
0:27
Monitor On A Pole.
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494
0:22
He Can Read.
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493
0:37
One More Thing
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492
0:24
Two Hours In Her Own Waiting Room.
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491
0:28
Grateful In Writing.
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490
0:23
You get an orientee. You get the most patients.
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489
0:24
You get back to it late, and the chart asks you why.
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488
0:18
People keep telling you that you get used to it.
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487
0:19
I'm not quiet. I'm still at work.
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486
0:16
Time off has to be requested before the schedule is written.
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485
0:17
The unit went to self scheduling.
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484
0:14
To call out sick, you have to call before the shift.
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483
0:18
Sometimes they take you off the floor for an hour.
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482
0:19
Hospitals were supposed to be fax-free by 2020.
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481
0:27
Night shift draws the labs. At four a.m.
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480
0:28
We ordered six boxes of medium gloves.
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479
0:21
Stat means immediately. This was ordered at 9:00.
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478
0:48
How to become a nurse. Seven circles.
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477
0:20
Verify it.
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476
0:29
Every unit has these five.
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475
0:32
Annual mandatory training. 47 modules. Due tonight.
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474
0:32
Her favorite hour is when everyone else goes to lunch.
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473
0:29
Morning meds: due at 8:20. Given at 10:20.
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472
1:09
That's Your Badge
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471
0:28
His Idea
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470
0:27
Yes?
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469
0:29
Five sentences you said today. And what you meant.
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468
0:35
Seven o'clock, I am done. One spot.
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467
0:19
He is looking for me.
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466
0:26
Saying no took an hour
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465
0:20
She left for a dollar more
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464
0:24
It works when he is here
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463
0:34
A general had to wait
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462
0:22
Your badge was there
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461
0:20
Scan it
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460
0:17
Why is the supply room empty
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459
0:16
Chart it
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458
0:29
The award for surviving the shift
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457
0:25
The first nurses had swords
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456
0:24
The bed is available
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455
0:24
A sign that is on everything is not a sign
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454
0:32
This coffee was poured at 6:58 AM
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453
0:31
Everybody is here
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452
0:34
The clock takes an hour off your shift
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451
0:42
Six to one. Seven when it's bad
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450
0:21
Are you the doctor?
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449
0:22
Bed alarm. Pump alarm
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448
0:27
Modules assigned this month: 14
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447
0:36
Nothing happens for eleven hours
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446
0:25
You did not stay late
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445
0:25
The survey asks if the nurse was responsive
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444
0:26
The assignment board says five nurses tonight
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443
0:29
7:00 AM. There are only three kinds of people
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442
0:27
The report sheet holds twelve things
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441
0:30
Twelve hours, measured in things you started
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440
0:30
The Missing Pen: Case Reopened
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439
0:20
Shift change. 6:59 AM
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438
0:25
Day shift handed us a list
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437
0:27
The Special Key
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436
0:26
You were almost out of that room six times today
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434
0:30
Five On This Unit
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401
0:34
HABITAT
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402
0:28
Nothing happened on this unit tonight
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403
0:25
Seven coffees in the break room
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404
0:26
Nobody called out
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405
0:35
Day shift has six departments for this
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406
0:38
Six Workstations
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407
0:24
The Call Bell
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408
0:27
Four minutes on a unit he has never worked
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409
0:29
Scan Compliance
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410
0:07
There Is No Clerk
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411
0:18
Two of them answered
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412
0:24
Maintenance has a laminator
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413
0:19
The room has a name
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414
0:23
One Pocket
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415
0:16
The piano is tuned twice a year
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416
0:22
The cart had been sitting there since nine
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417
0:26
One Dose
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418
0:24
Transport takes an hour
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419
0:24
Not Tonight Betty
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420
0:10
Type A Or Type B
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421
0:26
Thirty Minutes
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422
0:28
Twelve hours, measured in units nobody counts
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423
0:23
Year Seven
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424
0:33
Nights And Days
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425
0:17
People ask if you get used to the smell
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426
0:12
Whose
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427
0:23
The chart is the only version that survives
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428
0:13
Lavender
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429
0:26
Three A.M.
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430
0:12
Within Reach
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431
0:33
Charming Urban Studio
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432
0:33
The Q Word
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433
0:29
The Missing Pen
Nothing on this unit matches that.
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