None of it works here.
ROOM 504 0:27 nurse
You told them you got floated.
They pictured a pool.
You said you were mandated. Sixteen hours.
You said you got called off. They said congratulations.
You said you were a sitter. They asked whose kid.
Your patient bounced back. They said that is wonderful.
You have a whole language for this day. None of it works here.
Send this to whoever needs subtitles at dinner.
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