NP school's worst part isn't on the website.

I'm thinking NP. Is it hard?
I'm in it. Hardest parts. Ranked.
Six. Tuition.
That's only six?
Five. Boards.
One in five fail?
Four. Your family.
No, Grandma. Still not a doctor.
Three. Clinical hours.
On your days off?
Every one of them.
Two. The pay.
Wait. I could make less?
Top RNs out-earn half of NPs.
What's worse than that?
Number one.
Finding your own preceptor.
The school doesn't give you one?
Some do. Ask before you apply.
Easy. My mom's an NP.
...Does she take students?