Nobody tells you this about legal nurses.

Lawyers pay nurses to read our charting.
My charting?
Every word. Thousands of pages a case.
Do I need a certificate?
Not to start. The courses still cost thousands.
And the real one?
Five years as a nurse. Then two thousand legal hours.
To get the job, I need the job?
Welcome to law.
The median is about eighty-five K.
That's less than the floor.
No call lights, though.
Some firms want a hundred forty billable hours a month.
And vacation?
Vacation doesn't count.
Which one next? Hyperbaric, cruise ship, or Botox? Or name yours.
Oh-two-fifteen. Resting comfortably. Who charts like this?
...You did.