Two nurses. One Christmas off.

I'm off Christmas.
No. I'm off Christmas.
I've worked Christmas three years in a row.
I've worked four.
Fine. Terms. Every other weekend.
Agreed. You cover my break.
I trade you Thanksgiving for Christmas.
I want both.
Then this isn't going to work.
Holiday schedule's up.
Short-staffed. You both got the holidays.
Every holiday?
So. Christmas together?
Deal. You bring the coffee.
And Easter.